What My Workout Sounds Like On the Elliptical

To Me

Like a G6, Far East Movement
Magic, B.o.B and Rivers Cuomo
Diva, Beyonce
Break Ya Neck, Busta Rhymes
Up In Here, DMX
Right Round, Flo Rida
Lose Control, Missy Elliott
Carry Out, Timbaland feat. Justin Timberlake
Blow, Ke$ha
I Wanna Go, Britney Spears
Party Rock Anthem, LMFAO
Hello, Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette
Let It Rock, Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne

To People Who Are Not Me

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"..gettin' slizzered..." 

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"I'm a wikie woo, I'ma I'ma wikie woo"

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"hahaha riots!"

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*tapping on machine handles*

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*whistling bit from "I Wanna Go"*

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"Every day I'm shuf-shuff'lin'"

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"Hello!"

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"Cady, it's water and no pants time!"