Monday, July 25, 2011

TRUE LIFE: Confucius Say, Josie is Not that Bright

Ben: I suppose we should remove the logs from Paul's yard before we clear specks from others'.

Josie: That was very Confucian of you, Benny!

Ben: *facepalm*

Josie: [some other unrelated comment]

Ben: Please tell me you know why I facepalmed you.

Josie: Because...jesus christ, that's a real thing, isn't it?

Yeeeeeeeeep.  Matthew 7:5.  WHICH I KNOW.  (Prof. LePain, please don't come to my house.)  I particularly like that I compounded my dopery by taking the Lord's name aggressively in vain.  Good job, Jos.

I, for one, look forward to hearing about this for the rest of my natural born life.

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