Dear Poop Colored SUV,
Remember this morning when it was all picturesquely snowy and slippery on Route 31 in Holden, and you decided to celebrate the glorious weather by riding my ass and honking at me?
Remember how I pulled over to let you pass me, and you gunned it, then skidded, careened across the street, bounced off the opposite curb, and then fishtailed your way back to the right lane?
I totally agree, that was awesome.
Love,
Silver Stratus with Driving Skills
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This is why I absolutely hate winter. Every single person who drives an SUV thinks they can drive however they want, fucking it up for the rest of us who understand the value of not being a complete retard behind the wheel.
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