There Should Be a Law

Dear Reebok,

This is a hockey jersey.

1980 NHL All Star Game jersey

You will notice the distinctive hockey styling, basic shape, lots of banding, etc.  This is a great jersey, and there have been lots of great jerseys over the years. 

This, however...

2011 All Star jerseys

...is a fucking lacrosse shirt.  These things look like shit, and the styling of your hideous sweaters is making teams adjust to design within these stupid ass designs.  This is already a league with some taste level problems (We all remember the Phoenix Coyote jerseys of the 90s, right?), but they get the jerseys right more often than not.  You know why?  Because they're not forcing their designs into your idiot styling.  WHICH LOOKS LIKE A LACROSSE SHIRT.

Fucking.  Stop it. 

Love,

Me